Whats up to like, the three followers I have. I’M BACK BITCHES.

(via cerebralmuseum)

That cruise was awesome.

until Thursday. I plan on getting super fucking wasted everynight. This cruise will be awesome.

When English subtitles get translated into Chinese subtitles back into English subtitles. He’s actually saying “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”, Needless to say. I love these subtitles.

http://www.wongkeenhing.com/2006/10/12/star-wars-subtitles-gone-haywire/

stevewhitaker:

So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando.  Leia’s there, and lookin’ good.  Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.

But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.

Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.

What does Han do?

He starts shooting at the motherfucker.

He starts shooting.

Be like Han.

I am Alix, I haven’t necessarily earned the title of being considered an artist yet, but I do like to create stuff. I like Chinese food and Multi-Grain Wheat Thins. I’m into Star Wars and Lord Of The Rings. I read.


“Alix, one of your many endearing qualities is that you’re such a sarcastic asshole but do it in such a way that people just can’t be mad at you for being a total fucking douche bag”


that’s pretty much me in a nutshell. Get some, or don’t. I could really give two shits.

GM Chair 2002

A chair is made from the same material as rubber bands. The seat is made out of rubber. When a person sits on this chair, he/she experiences a distinct sensation similar to that of flouting on water. When a person sits on the chair, a seat is formed in line with the person silhouette.

are2:

Darth Vader: I sense something; a presence I’ve not felt since…